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Puppies & Kid
Puppies & Kid
animal crowd surfing comes to mind.

101...cats
101...cats
I'd like to hear him explain that one :).

Hot Dogs
Hot Dogs
So cute, yet so much irony.

Dog Over Human
Dog Over Human
Someone must really like their dog.

Alcoholic Cat
Alcoholic Cat
Hey man, who drank all the corona?

Spikey Monkey
Spikey Monkey
WooT!

Ambitious Dogs
Ambitious Dogs
Well, they always say to aim high.

And.. oops
And.. oops
Kinda makes me wish this was a video.

Armed Rodent
Armed Rodent
Take that ya stinkin cat

Assasin Kitty
Assasin Kitty
I'ma get that mouse!

Baby Cat
Baby Cat
Awwww

Bad Bad Dog
Bad Bad Dog
To blame the dog... or not to blame... hrmm

Arrested Dog
Arrested Dog
Bad Dogs Bad Dogs, a whatcha gonna do...

Dirty Dog
Dirty Dog
Spot...how many times have I told you!! No Doggy Porn!

Bad Parenting
Bad Parenting
Well...less mouths to feed...more money to buy a new pair of shoes.

Banana Wigs
Banana Wigs
Hehe...they'll never recognize us now!

Bear Nescessity
Bear Nescessity
All he needs now is a Klondike Bar.

Bear Hospital
Bear Hospital
God I'd hope to be being treated for a coronary about now.

Beaver Wars
Beaver Wars
Now, to find that stupid groundhog.

Krunk Squirl
Krunk Squirl
And after this, I'll have some shots.

Beer Dog
Beer Dog
Now to figure out how to turn this thing up.

Behind Closed Doors
Behind Closed Doors
I woulda never known.

Beware Of Dog
Beware Of Dog
But apparently the cat conquered the dog..

Big Dogs
Big Dogs
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

Cat Catcher
Cat Catcher
hah! what now?

Bird Eats Boy
Bird Eats Boy
Oh snap, that had to traumatize that kid.

Blind Cat
Blind Cat
Not sure how I got into this mess...but a little help?

Bodybuilder Mouse
Bodybuilder Mouse
Gives mighty mouse a run for his money.

Bottle Dog
Bottle Dog
Cute?

Buckteeth Dogs
Buckteeth Dogs
Kentucky?

Buckaroo
Buckaroo
I'm ready for my close up...

Burning Chicken
Burning Chicken
Extra cripsy recipe

Camel Snack
Camel Snack
You've heard of a Scoobie Snack....well...

Privacy Please
Privacy Please
Oh Get a Room

Cat Fishbowl
Cat Fishbowl
Hrmm...lunch

Cat Beer Lover
Cat Beer Lover
Just don't take my remote.

Cat and Mouse
Cat and Mouse
I love it when two sides come together in peace.

Cat Bear Hug
Cat Bear Hug
Awwwwwwwww. What a cute little kitten

Cat Bug
Cat Bug
Wonder if my eyes will stay this way.

Cat Emotions
Cat Emotions
The many faces of the kitty.

Cat Hugging Rat
Cat Hugging Rat
Who hugs a rat, honestly?

Cat Cow
Cat Cow
Meeooo ...mooooo

Cat In a Hat
Cat In a Hat
Dr. Suess much?

Cat in Disguise
Cat in Disguise
I need some of those glasses.

Cat Hangover
Cat Hangover
Ohhhh too much catnip.

Cats Of All Sizes
Cats Of All Sizes
I'd just eat the other kitty.

Chillin
Chillin
Brings new meaning to saying that the north pole is chilly.

Chimp Drug Abuse
Chimp Drug Abuse
Caption says it all.

Cleavage Kitty
Cleavage Kitty
Well hello there.

Clever Cat
Clever Cat
...till he falls in.

Clown Puppy
Clown Puppy
scary

CocaCola Love
CocaCola Love
Not much to drink there buddy.

Elephant Buttsniff
Elephant Buttsniff
mmmmk...you're not a dog chief.

Animal Lovin
Animal Lovin'
Adorable couple, but the cat's not in a purrfect position!

Geek Dog
Geek Dog
Photographic proof that a dog can be a geek!

Rabbit Earns His Stripes!
Rabbit Earns His Stripes!
The newest trend in rabbit tattoos!

Too Cool for School...
Too Cool for School...
...and way too cool for the paddock!

Dog Has His Day...
Dog Has His Day...
...and gets an eye full!

Dog Almost Loses Ears
Dog Almost Loses Ears
At least he kept his cool!

Kitty Freaks Out!
Kitty Freaks Out!
Hey! Nobody said anything about dogs!

Crocodiles Tie the Knot
Crocodiles Tie the Knot
As you can see, they're all smiles!

Cat Goes Cross-Eyed
Cat Goes Cross-Eyed
Um...I think I've been looking at my nose a little too long!

Feel the Love!
Feel the Love!
Just keep the furry bottoms out of faces and everything will be fine...

Polar Bear Look-See
Polar Bear Look-See
Uh oh...I think my chin has stuck to the ice!!

Mmmwwwaaahhh!
Mmmwwwaaahhh!
Don't worry! I've just had a mint and you won't taste fish I promise!

Bad Hair Day
Bad Hair Day
So now you know...it doesn't just happen to humans!

Cat Goes Hunting For Deer
Cat Goes Hunting For Deer
Not to eat though! He was trespassing.

He Wants Some Honey...
He Wants Some Honey...
...and he's going to go to great lengths to get it!

No Dogs Allowed
No Dogs Allowed
Shhhhh....I'm not a dog, okay?

Don
Don't Look so Worried...
...it was just a little accident, and the stain will come out of the carpet for sure!

The Biker Dog
The Biker Dog
Hey, would you be happy just sitting in a backyard all day and night??

Which End is Which??
Which End is Which??
Nature can be so confusing!

Kitty Love
Kitty Love
Don't worry Ginge! I do this all the time with the pups!

Who Needs a Blanket?
Who Needs a Blanket?
His ear is so waaaaarm...

Dog Gone!
Dog Gone!
Well he's not at the animal shelter!

The Cat Snores!
The Cat Snores!
The poor dog hasn't slept a wink all night!

Hey I Didn
Hey I Didn't Do It!
Seriously!!

It Was Nice and Warm...
It Was Nice and Warm...
...So I thought I'd pee right here!

Dog Mounts Dog
Dog Mounts Dog
But it's not what you think!!

Aw Did You Have To?
Aw Did You Have To?
Couldn't you have waited just two seconds??!!

Dogs Take the Bus
Dogs Take the Bus
Kids walk!

Call Me Yoda...
Call Me Yoda...
...and we'll get on just fine!

It Doesn
It Doesn't Taste Like Chicken!
I thought crocodile tasted like chicken!

Read From Top to Bottom
Read From Top to Bottom
The eye test doggie style!

Yuuummm!
Yuuummm!
Peeeeeeanuuuuuut Buuuutttter!!

There Were Five on the Bench...
There Were Five on the Bench...
...and the little one said, "Corners!!"

Doggie Slimming Agent
Doggie Slimming Agent
It's water!

Nooo!!!
Nooo!!!
I am NOT the canine version of Donald Trump!

Bovine
Bovine's Revolt!
Chicken really tastes better!

It
It's NOT What You Think!
I swear. I'm just tired and want a piggy back! That's all!

This Wasn
This Wasn't in the Job Description!
Nobody said anything about water!

There
There's Nothing Wrong With a Piggy Back!
Trust me, do I really look up for that?

Smoking Prairie Dog
Smoking Prairie Dog
Apparently it makes me attractive to the ladies!

Where
Where's My Stylist?
I look like a nightmare!

Put Me Up Against Anything!
Put Me Up Against Anything!
Besides, these guys aren't going to break rank and risk graduating!

Taking Fishing to a New Level
Taking Fishing to a New Level
The fish just don't go for typical bait anymore, and when a cat's gotta eat...

And They Thought...
And They Thought...
... this would STOP me?? WRONG!!!

Doggie Leap
Doggie Leap
It's amazing what a food bribe makes a dog do!

Carrots vs Beer
Carrots vs Beer
Beer wins!

Beer Bonus!
Beer Bonus!
Free cat with every carton!

Hello You!
Hello You!
I can tell you're wearing a wig!!

Look Very Closely
Look Very Closely
It's NOT what you think!

Is it Evolution?
Is it Evolution?
I think it's just a very clever kitty!

Crazy Extremes
Crazy Extremes
They said she wanted a baby, but this is a bit over the top!

Does My Butt Look Big in This?
Does My Butt Look Big in This?
Come on...be honest!

Daredevil Mouse!
Daredevil Mouse!
It's just a mousetrap...piece of cheese!!

Mouse Monkey Bars
Mouse Monkey Bars
Even mice are working hard to stay fit!

One Wrong Move...
One Wrong Move...
...and you're duck gone!

New Theme Park Ride
New Theme Park Ride
They call it the big tiger slide!

Haunted Dog House
Haunted Dog House
The labradors star in their scariest roles ever!

Crocodile Heavyweight
Crocodile Heavyweight
He's been selected as the pet of the week!

Kiss Me Woman!!
Kiss Me Woman!!
See, my wife doesn't mind at all!

Hole in One
Hole in One
Well Doctor, it feels like constipation only worse!

What a Dream!
What a Dream!
Shhhh! Don't wake me up and ruin it!

I
I'm TOO Good!
No other dog even comes close to me with the frisbee!

Share the Love
Share the Love
Hey, we just couldn't leave Fluffy out!

You CAN
You CAN'T Watch That!
It's an adults only movie and Mom said NO!

Marital Problems?  Us?!
Marital Problems? Us?!
No way!!

American Idol
American Idol
I'm thinking of auditioning...think I've got a chance?

Sugar Fix
Sugar Fix
I really, really needed this and I think it's working!

Oooh oooh!
Oooh oooh!
I just got the biggest itch on my back! Please scratch it FAST!!

Does the Camera Lens Smell Like Catnip?
Does the Camera Lens Smell Like Catnip?
Smokey investigates and will report the results very soon!

Well You Did Ask if Your Butt Looked Big
Well You Did Ask if Your Butt Looked Big
I'm just finding out for you. One moment please...

Is it Really You??
Is it Really You??
You look just like an older woman I dated many years ago!

Education is for All!
Education is for All!
Horses no exception!

The Hot Dog
The Hot Dog
I'm told I'll feel even better once they add ketchup and mustard!

Rhino Thong
Rhino Thong
I thought they'd be uncomfortable, but I was wrong!

Self Esteem
Self Esteem
I'm loving what I see in the mirror!

You Know It
You Know It's Easter When...
The real story behind the Easter egg!

Save at the Gas Pump!
Save at the Gas Pump!
This dog doesn't require gas and seats one adult and two kids!

Cat to Pose as Person
Cat to Pose as Person
I just need to try on my costume and of course I'll pass as a human!

Impact of Global Warming
Impact of Global Warming
You don't want to deprive this polar bear of ice now do you?

Bit of an Age Difference
Bit of an Age Difference
You have to agree we're a happy couple though!

Where
Where's TV When You Need It?
This paper doesn't come with a comics section!

Grounded!
Grounded!
Please Mom, I really need to go to the party at Smokey's!!

The Cat Did It!
The Cat Did It!
Come on! Do you really think I could be capable of doing this?

My Ears!!!
My Ears!!!
What have you DONE with them?!

Hands Free Reading Material
Hands Free Reading Material
Now available to bugs!

Emoticon Interpretation Course for Cats!
Emoticon Interpretation Course for Cats!
Enrolling now!

A Beary Hard Day
A Beary Hard Day
Whoever said a bear had it easy was WRONG!

I Said No Cameras!
I Said No Cameras!
Can't a kangeroo have a bit of peace?

Get Lost Kid!
Get Lost Kid!
Can't you see I'm kinda busy here?!

Television Influences
Television Influences
I saw a snake doing this on a Discovery Channel documentary!

Forget My Size
Forget My Size
My name says it all!

Homicidal Kitten
Homicidal Kitten
Don't worry, I was just re-enacting a scene out of a movie! I wouldn't harm a fly!

A Beary Tiring Day
A Beary Tiring Day
Oh the zoo was totally packed with visitors today! Too much entertaining for one day!

Geronimo!
Geronimo!
I really hope I don't land too hard!

What Did I Just Say?
What Did I Just Say?
No sudden loud noises, or I freak out!

The IT Kitty
The IT Kitty
No, I don't need to go to college to do this! I'm too good now!

It
It's Okay That You're a Dog
We need to give our relationship a chance!

What to Eat?
What to Eat?
My guests will be in here in just 10 minutes!!

Laughs Too Hard
Laughs Too Hard
Don't make me laugh too hard! I've just eaten!

What a Crack Up!
What a Crack Up!
Tabs, I love it when you do your human impersonations! If only they knew!

Canine Comedy
Canine Comedy
My owner cracks me up all the time!

It
It's a Dog's Life
A thirsty one at that!

A Yamaha?  A Harley?
A Yamaha? A Harley?
No, it's a Cow-a-saki!

At the End of a Long, Hard Week...
At the End of a Long, Hard Week...
...only sleep will do!

Suffering from Overload?
Suffering from Overload?
Spare a thought for this poor donkey!

The Latest Trend in Dog Cosmetic Surgery
The Latest Trend in Dog Cosmetic Surgery
The tongue enlargement!

When Looks Deceive
When Looks Deceive
I never knew rabbits had a liking for wolf meat...

When the Odds are Against You
When the Odds are Against You
Keep on keeping on!

Puppy Search
Puppy Search
Anybody seen my dog? Anybody?

For the Love of Pussy
For the Love of Pussy
A doggie's favourite!

Kitty Love
Kitty Love
We love our snuggle time!

Oversized Key Chain
Oversized Key Chain
They say this bunny's still light enough for the job!

Ample Bosom
Ample Bosom
Bonus pussy!

Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na na-na na-na na-na
Bat dog!

Feline Mechanic
Feline Mechanic
Just give me five minutes and this one will be ready to go!

Please Mom...
Please Mom...
...I take my milk warm and with a hint of catnip!

Watch Him Fly!
Watch Him Fly!
Don't worry, it's a soft landing!

Monkey
Monkey's Weakness Revealed!
Who needs bananas when you can have this?!

Do You Appreciate Your Job?
Do You Appreciate Your Job?
I mean REALLY?

Pick a Puppy!
Pick a Puppy!
Any puppy!

No Dogs Allowed?
No Dogs Allowed?
Well, we'll just see about that!

Overhang!
Overhang!
No, I don't think it's safe under here!

Panda Love
Panda Love
It's as easy as, well...sitting in one's lap!

I Mean It!
I Mean It!
I'm in NO mood for games!

Not a Care in the World!
Not a Care in the World!
Nirvana for dogs!

Spot the Odd One Out!
Spot the Odd One Out!
Now that's one sly fox!

Postcards from Texas
Postcards from Texas
Where else but Texas?

Police Pursuit With a Twist...
Police Pursuit With a Twist...
...plus a few feathers!

Spot the Party Animal
Spot the Party Animal
Any guesses?

Hard Night
Hard Night
Aw I think I'm going to be sleeping at least a week after this one!

The Next American Idol?
The Next American Idol?
Simon, what are his chances?

Dog
Dog's Eye View
The view up here is so much better!

I Love My New Slippers
I Love My New Slippers
I'm just worried they'll be ruined by all that mud back home...

Kitty Pints
Kitty Pints
Unlimited re-fills!

Please, Please, Please Mom
Please, Please, Please Mom
Make sure the dog sleeps outside at night...he's got a bit of a wind problem.

Time to Bury the Bone
Time to Bury the Bone
Barney, do you think we're really up for burying this bone all on our own?

Canine Pole Dancing
Canine Pole Dancing
Care to join me?

Crazy for Pop Tarts
Crazy for Pop Tarts
I ate them all, so now I'm trying to hide the fact.

Trick or Treat?
Trick or Treat?
I better get some good stuff this year to make this costume worth it!

Drying the Puppies
Drying the Puppies
They said no tumble drying, but do you think we could fade out here?

The Versatile Bread Roll
The Versatile Bread Roll
I've been using this as a pillow for the last week and nothing comes close to beating it!

Are You Okay?
Are You Okay?
Crossing the road can be so dangerous, but Mom's to the rescue!

Panda Racer
Panda Racer
Take me on and you will LOSE!

Glowing With Health
Glowing With Health
Our radiation rabbit!

My Owner
My Owner's Will Pay!
I mean, seriously, these colors just don't suit me at all!

I Feel the Need...
I Feel the Need...
..the need for speed!

Right Back at You!
Right Back at You!
I saw you poke your tongue out at me! You're dealing with monkey intelligence here kid!

Revenge of the Whale
Revenge of the Whale
There were no survivors.

OMG!
OMG!
Do something about your hair before I pass out!

An Alien!
An Alien!
They're so tiny, so green...

Any rise in temperature...
Any rise in temperature...
...and we are SCREWED!

Monkey Etiquette
Monkey Etiquette
Enrolling now at a zoo near you!

Seen This Horse?
Seen This Horse?
Anybody? I will offer a reward.

No it
No it's Not a New Jumpsuit
It's baldness, it's cold and it's humiliating!

Requests Anybody?
Requests Anybody?
How about some Modest Mouse? Maybe something from the Rat Pack?

Try Sitting This Way...
Try Sitting This Way...
...and you'll never go back to doggie style!

Mouse Intelligence
Mouse Intelligence
The ultimate IQ test for mice everywhere!

Do I Look Stoned?
Do I Look Stoned?
It's not weed I tell ya!

What Do I Do with This?
What Do I Do with This?
Do I eat it or do I lick it?

I
I'm Cool
I'm just looking for a lighter that's all - do you have one?

No Toilet Paper?
No Toilet Paper?
I'll just have to drip dry instead I guess...

Ummmm...
Ummmm...
...this doesn't feel good!

Do Not Disturb
Do Not Disturb
Hey! Didn't you see the sign on our door? Out!!

Thermal Pillow
Thermal Pillow
It might be hard, but at least it's warm.

No Way!
No Way!
I KNOW you guys have big needles in there!

Bat Pug!
Bat Pug!
This gig better pay, because this costume is way too tight!

Love at First Sight
Love at First Sight
Ahhhh, woman of my dreams...come to me!

Find the Imposter!
Find the Imposter!
He's brown, he's short and his fat. Anybody seen him?

Aroma Dream
Aroma Dream
It was the best dream and it smelt just like cat food!

Square!
Square!
Thanks for nothing Mom!

Super Dog 1
Super Dog 1
At least Batman had colors that better matched my natural coloring...

Super Dog 2
Super Dog 2
I hate capes! Can't we just forget about the cape?

Surf
Surf's Up!
Dolphins catch the perfect wave together.

I Really Can
I Really Can't Swim!
I'm gonna need a life ring or some kinda floatation device...

Did You Have to Turn the Light On?
Did You Have to Turn the Light On?
This guy's snoring is enough to contend with, without the blinding light!

Kitty Safe
Kitty Safe
Why the helmet? Why? It's hell for my fur!

I am NOT a Rabbit!
I am NOT a Rabbit!
I'm just a cat with an owner hell-bent on turning me into a cotton ball!

Well He Looks Friendly Enough...
Well He Looks Friendly Enough...
...right??

Kitty FREAKS Out!
Kitty FREAKS Out!
That spider was trying to attack me, so I did what I had to.

This Toilet Better Flush
This Toilet Better Flush
There's no way I'm going to leave this in the bowl!

Hay Yah!!
Hay Yah!!
Well you asked for it!

Underpaid, Overworked
Underpaid, Overworked
Think I'll find myself a better job!

Who Needs a Jet Boat?
Who Needs a Jet Boat?
This guy's gone one better!

It
It's a Hard Life
Seriously!

Strong Coffee
Strong Coffee
Now this is what happens when you don't give me de-caf!

Ketchup and Mustard
Ketchup and Mustard
Two hot pugs!

I
I'll Definitely Sue!
She can't do this to me - she can't!

Your Dog Reminds Me of Somebody
Your Dog Reminds Me of Somebody
What's his name again?

Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!
The visitor has arrived.

Leggy Blonde
Leggy Blonde
She's warming your couch up right now!

Damn!
Damn!
That ice gets me every time, and now it's on camera!

A Little Privacy PLEASE!
A Little Privacy PLEASE!
Now is that too much to ask for?

Wet Pussy...
Wet Pussy...
...with bad attitude!

WTF?
WTF?
Sorry, but no other words describe what I'm thinking right now...

What are You Looking at?
What are You Looking at?
Let me guess...my eyes? My ears?

Now Wait a Second?
Now Wait a Second?
Where did you guys go?

Seen Our Missing Cat?
Seen Our Missing Cat?
Anybody?

He
He's MY Teddy!
He's so warm and cuddly!

If My Eyes Got Any Wider...
If My Eyes Got Any Wider...
...they'd pop right outta my head!

World
World's Ugliest Dog
You're looking at it right now!

I
I'm Fat and I Know It
Tell me something I don't already know, okay?

Your Pussy
Your Pussy
Your choice!

What the Hell is This?
What the Hell is This?
You be the judge!

A Cat
A Cat's Life
About as exciting as it gets!

I Can See Clearly Now!
I Can See Clearly Now!
When long arms come in handy!