Political Jokes

Presidential Debate Drinking Game - Read on..
Since I couldn't find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself. There are three..

Made in Canada - Read on..
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My p..

Iraqi tv-guide - Read on..
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and ..

Russian War College - Read on..
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential pr..

Taliban Tank - Read on..
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it..

George W. Bush at a press conference - Read on..
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to th..

Campaign Slogans for George W - Read on..
1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I'll finish what..

George W - College Days - Read on..
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems."Dubya," said his P..

Abortion Bill - Read on..
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!..

Hillary and Bill at baseball game - Read on..
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. One of the President's cabinet advi..

Family Jewels - Read on..
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (..

50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... - Read on..
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited To A Dinner Party At His Secret Afghan Lair, ..

Bush's Tragedy - Read on..
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to th..

Things Found Only In America - Read on..
1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking pla..

Genie and the Taliban - Read on..
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie po..

What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.'s - Read on..
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? A. Drool...

Clinton and the Beer Cans - Read on..
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed, and I ..

The 10 Commandments in Ebonics - Read on..
1. I be God. Don' be dissin me. 2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don' be callin me for no reason - home..

Jesus's Ethnicity - Read on..
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother wa..

I want to become a politician - Read on..
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI've only come up with one: Lying...

Weapons of Mass Destruction - Read on..
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass ..

Stupid Funny Quotes - Read on..
"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-President Dan Qua..

140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde - Read on..
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there..

Lying Politicians - Read on..
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in a..

New Ruling - Read on..
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn't for any religious re..

Chief wants beer! - Read on..
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other. The Indian says to the ..

Osama Bin Laden joke - Read on..
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush.....

Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig - Read on..
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the cou..