Blonde Jokes

pillsbury dough boy - Read on..
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection..

Blonde and The Coke Machine - Read on..
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in ..

Ventriloquist - Read on..
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he ..

Blonde and screen door - Read on..
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What is the difference inbetween a blond..

Blond Alligator Shoes - Read on..
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way....

Blondes and Turtles - Read on..
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!..

Blonde's memo to her boss - Read on..
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none ..

Blonde's medical exam - Read on..
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nerv..

Blonde weighs baby - Read on..
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was o..

Blonde and Hairdresser - Read on..
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the cha..

Blonde and the Postman - Read on..
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. Whe..

blonde and the bowling ball - Read on..
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You can't fit th..

blonde and the washing machine - Read on..
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for..

The three wishes - Read on..
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant..

blonde q and a's - Read on..
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already w..

blonde kidnap - Read on..
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playg..

some more blonde q & a's - Read on..
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with..

lots some more blonde q & a's - Read on..
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment..

blonde swimming - Read on..
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and..

even more blonde q and a's - Read on..
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open t..

last requests - Read on..
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, an..

Odd jobs - Read on..
A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large hous..

blonde and the puzzle - Read on..
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?""..

cant stop with the q and a's - Read on..
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: P..

boat troubles - Read on..
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do..

ice fishing - Read on..
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got..

did you hear about... - Read on..
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver ..