Wedding Jokes

At the Pharmacy - Read on..
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get ..

Some bad advice - Read on..
Jack was soon going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. Jack's farther said, "Jack, ..

Horny old guys - Read on..
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 97 and the bride was 22. The groom looked pretty fee ..

Going golfing - Read on..
One weekend four married guys went golfing. During the 5th hole, the following conversation took place. First Guy: "You have n ..

Practical jokers - Read on..
Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played on them. N ..

Marriage One Liners - Read on..
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!). Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and ..

Marriage Question and Answers - Read on..
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time! Q: Wh ..

A second opinion - Read on..
I've got a good friend who married a Doctor. One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making". ..

Ministers Advice - Read on..
The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would n ..

Forecast for Marriage - Read on..
Forecast for Marriage... Expected development of Warm front. Extreme turbulence and moisture in lower regions. Good po ..

Wedding Pranks - Read on..
The wedding date was set and the groom's three buddies - a carpenter, a doctor and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play ..

Married Doctor - Read on..
I've got a good friend who married a Doctor. One day he said to her: "We need to do something to spice up our love making". A f ..