Sms Jokes

SMS Flirting - Read on..
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! Be unique and different, just say yes. Bai carumba... are those real? ..

Friendly SMS - Read on..
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you ne ..

Text Abuse - Read on..
Haven't I seen your face before, on a police wanted poster? Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you h ..

Sexy SMS - Read on..
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I ..