Redneck Jokes

You know your a redneck if.. - Read on..
You know your a redneck if ... you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis collection.
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The Lottery - Read on..
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, " ..

Rednecks driving rules - Read on..
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has right of way. Never tow another car using duct tap ..

Redneck Nativity - Read on..
In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great craftmanship and talent had gone into creating it. But one small f ..

Redneck Store Clerk - Read on..
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small hick Texas town. So, he got into ..

Eucalyptus Drive - Read on..
Mary Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do y ..

Redneck Theory - Read on..
An Irishman, an Italian and a Redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a really tall skyscraper. They were eating lun ..

Supernatural Redneck - Read on..
A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How m ..

Hillbilly Love - Read on..
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I ..

Redneck Hunters - Read on..
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged ..

Fishing with Rednecks - Read on..
Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment you could need - reels, rods, wading suits, a rowboat, a car, and even a ..

Giant Puddle - Read on..
A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, ..

Lets go hunting - Read on..
Two rednecks decided that they wanted to go on a wild safari in Africa. They had some money so they booked passage to the African outba ..

Dear Son - Read on..
Dear Son, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read that fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. ..

Billy-Bob and his Boots - Read on..
Billy-Bob was walking around town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his leather boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street ..

National Transportation Safety Records - Read on..
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past th ..

Redneck clothes - Read on..
An out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a small hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to ..

Redneck Feud - Read on..
There were some backwood redneck hillbillies living across the river from each other, who always feuded. John hated Clarence with a pas ..