Mexican Jokes

Back in mexico - Read on..
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, whic ..

Mexican Smuggler - Read on..
Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?" ..

One Sharp Mexican - Read on..
This Mexican dude was taking a pee on the side of a building and this Texan sees him. After the Mexican is done the texan bloke asks hi ..

Ground Rules - Read on..
A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following ground rules: "Hone ..

Mexican Questions and Answers - Read on..
Q: Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans? A: Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?. Q: Why does a M ..

Sinking Boat - Read on..
There is an American, a German and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things o ..

Bungee Jumping - Read on..
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee j ..

Illegal Immigrant - Read on..
A US Border Patrol Enforcer catches an illegal immigrant in the bushes just on the US side of the border fence, he pulls him out and sa ..

Plane Emergency - Read on..
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and Texan were flying across country on a small cessna plane when the pilot comes over the loud s ..

A Little Education - Read on..
Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Education and Sex Education on the same day? Because they don't ..

Starving Mexican - Read on..
A Mexican family manages to cross over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband ..

Blonde Sky Diving - Read on..
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord — nothing happens. &l ..

Plane Jump - Read on..
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and s ..

What Is On Your Back? - Read on..
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tri ..