Where would you put an injured insect? In an antbulance! What's an insects best chat up line? Pardon me, but is th ..
Farting All The Time - Read on..
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor no ..
Knock Knock Jokes - Read on..
Jewell know if you open the door! Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock! < ..
I didnt do it - Read on..
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." ..
Counting sheep - Read on..
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over ..
Silly Jokes - Read on..
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one! Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face? No, I look in ..
More funny jokes - Read on..
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on? Because he didn't want to hurt his toe when he kicked the bucket! Do you have an ..
Sly Kids Jokes - Read on..
What is posthumous work? Something written by someone after they are dead! What is the most slippery country in the world? ..
Complicated Snail Joke - Read on..
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. After much debated he decided to get some fast wheel ..
Homework Schedule - Read on..
An explanation of the school homework policy most students do today. Students should not spend more than sixty minutes per night fulfil ..
Doctor Doctor! - Read on..
Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then! Doctor, D ..
General Humor - Read on..
Father: A teacher rang earlier to say you skipped school to play football. Is this correct? Son: No it isnt, and I have the f ..
Scary Kids Jokes - Read on..
What name did the witch give to her cooking pot? It was called-Ron! A vampire joke When do vam ..