Fat Jokes

Funny Fat One Liners - Read on..
You know you need to do something about your weight when you board an airplane and the flight attendant designates your belly as carry- ..

Yummy Pig - Read on..
A farmer was in the pub bragging about his pig. "That animal saved my life twice," he said. "Once I fell into the river and he jumped i ..

Fat Theology - Read on..
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would ..

Oh Lord Help Me - Read on..
An overweight business colleague of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing ..

Knock the Fat Man - Read on..
A really, really fat man got out of the shower at the health spa. A second man said, "Damn, you're fat!" The fat man said, ..

Fat Man Corked - Read on..
One day in the locker room, Bob sees a fat man with a cork in his ass. Curious, he asks the fat man how it got there. "Well," ..

Overweight Blonde - Read on..
A blonde is so terribly overweight she decides to go to her doctor who puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, t ..

Lucky Fat Man? - Read on..
A gentleman walks into a bar and spots an overweight, disgustingly ugly man accompanied by an amazingly beautiful woman. The man walks ..

Fat Man Thinking - Read on..
My doctor put me on a strict sugar-free diet. I can't even watch Touched By An Angel. You know it's time to skip a round when ..