Christian Jokes

Praise the lord - Read on..
A man was hiking through a forest and was becoming very tired. He stumbled upon a farm that had plenty of horses and asked the farmer i ..

Elderly Priest - Read on..
An elderly priest made it a common practice to visit the church school once a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where ..

Tought Church - Read on..
A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the "uppity". Spotting the man's dirty clothes a priest, worried about the ..

Where is God - Read on..
Two brothers are terrible trouble makers. They are always breaking things, stealing things, lying, and making all kinds of general trou ..

Unwelcome Visitors - Read on..
On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young church goers were knocking door to door to invite people to visit their church service. When th ..

Bible Reading - Read on..
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, so ..

Going to heaven - Read on..
Father O'Donnel walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man replied, "I do Fath ..

Rags to Riches - Read on..
There once was a rich man who was very near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be abl ..

Confession - Read on..
Confessor: I have stolen a fat goose from a poultry yard! Priest: That is very wrong. Confessor: Would you like to accept it, F ..

Points please - Read on..
A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 p ..

Lesson in lying - Read on..
A minister was speaking to his congregation at the end of a sermon, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you und ..