Blonde Jokes

Blonde Question and Answers - Read on..
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A: She got cold and turned the fan off. Q: Why did the blonde have squ ..

Another Blonde Collection - Read on..
Did you hear about the blond who never learned to water ski? She couldn't find a lake with a slope. What do you call a ..

Blonde Paintjob - Read on..
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a rich neighborhood. She we ..

Blondes Bowling - Read on..
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlanti ..

Flying High - Read on..
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upo ..

Blondes and Suicide - Read on..
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the ..

Church donations - Read on..
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her mone ..

Blond Bimbo Prefixes - Read on..
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - ..

Did you here about the blonde that.. - Read on..
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 8 months and the box said "2 to 4 years". Couldn't call 911 because there ..

How to tell a blondes stupidity - Read on..
You know a blonde is really stupid when they.. * Ring you to get your phone number. * Spend 20 minutes looking at the ..

Clever Blonde Girl - Read on..
A blonde girl came home from school one day and told her mother that a boy had paid her a dollar to climb up a ladder and get his ball ..

Police Officer - Read on..
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May I see your ..

Blonde at a bar - Read on..
A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry Blonde stood up, rolled up her sleeves, stormed over ..

New sports car - Read on..
A Blone was on her cell phone, calling a locksmith. "I locked my keys in my brand new sports car, please help me!" said the n ..

Blonde Bank Robbery - Read on..
Two blondes, Trisha and Robin decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over the pl ..

Climbing Everest - Read on..
Five women were clinging precariously to a swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Four were blonde, one ..

Bad Driving - Read on..
A State Ranger pulls a car over on a desolate back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're we ..

Flying to Athens - Read on..
As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a blonde lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?" < ..

The Blind Guy - Read on..
A blind guy was sitting at a bar and shouts to the bartender, "Ya wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next t ..

Ice Fishing - Read on..
A blonde who got a new fishing rod for her birthday decided to have a go at ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next mo ..

Check the mail - Read on..
A blonde rushed outside to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she ..

See the space center - Read on..
Two blondes had driven across the entire country to see the Cape Canaveral space center in Florida. As they approached it an ..

Indecent Exposure - Read on..
A blonde is walking down the street with her jacket open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Hel ..

Overweight Blonde - Read on..
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for dieting advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he ..

Blonde Golfer - Read on..
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks rapidly darts around the shop frowning. Finally the pro ask' ..

Blonde Exam - Read on..
A blonde reports for her university final exam, which consists of mainly true or false questions. She takes her seat in the examination ..

Tearful Bride - Read on..
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him." ..

Youve Got Mail! - Read on..
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later sh ..

Kidnapping - Read on..
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to ..

Do You Realize? - Read on..
A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?" <br&g ..

Did You Hear About the Blonde? - Read on..
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice? Did you hear about the blonde who got into the ..

State Capitals - Read on..
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, â€œgo ahead, ask me a ..

Ice Fishing - Read on..
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got ..

Boat Troubles - Read on..
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do ..

Row the Field - Read on..
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. ..

Blonde Car Accident - Read on..
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truckâ€™s driver made her pull over int ..

Are You Really Sure? - Read on..
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, â€œWanna hear a blonde joke?â€ In a hushed voice, the guy nex ..

I want to buy that - Read on..
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and ..