Bar Jokes

What causes arthritis - Read on..
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with r ..

Friendly bartender - Read on..
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, ..

Surprising Visitor - Read on..
A Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper. The bartender is a bit shocked b ..

Not so good advice - Read on..
A colleague approached this man at lunch that invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for ..

Scotch please - Read on..
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the dri ..

Lumberjack - Read on..
A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs with just his dog for company. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell very ..

You owe me - Read on..
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is totaled the bartender informs the man he owes $9.00. "But I paid, ..

My wife isnt talking to me - Read on..
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the barte ..

Answer me honestly - Read on..
Two life long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, w ..

You might be too drunk if.. - Read on..
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job doesnt interfere with your drinking. Yo ..

Anniversary Gifts - Read on..
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer and a biker were sitting in a bar discussing anniversaries over a few drinks. After a sip of his ..

I bet you - Read on..
A man walks into a bar and as he's moving towards the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each grou ..

Seal in the bar - Read on..
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your vice?" The seal ..

Stolen car - Read on..
A drunk man phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake ..

Carry a mongoose - Read on..
The drunk was wandering down an alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in th ..