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Where is God

Two brothers are terrible trouble makers. They are always breaking things, stealing things, lying, and making all kinds of general trouble. The parents tried everything to get the boys to change. Finally, out of all other options, they ask their pastor if he can help. He says he will talk to the boys, but only one at a time. The parents drop off the youngest and go home, promising to return to get him soon. The boy sits in a chair across from the pastors desk and they just look at each other.

Finally, the Pastor says, "Where is God?"

The boy just sits still and doesn't answer.

The pastor begins to look stern and loudly says, "Where is God?"

The little boy shifts on his seat, but still doesn't answer.

The pastor is starting to get angry at the boy's refusal to converse and practically shouts "Where is God?"

To the pastor's surprise, the little boy jumps up out of his chair and runs out of the office.

The boy leaves the church and runs all the way home, up the stairs and into his brother's room. He shuts the door and barely manages to say, "We're in BIG TROUBLE. God's missing and they think we did it!"


Joke Added: September 22, 2005, 6:29 pm    Joke Rating: 3.90 / 5

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