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Wedding Pranks

The wedding date was set and the groom's three
buddies - a carpenter, a doctor and a dentist were
deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their
wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed
would give them a chuckle or two.

The doctor decided to wire the kid's arm - with
alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly
grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later,
each of the grooms buddies received the following
note:

"DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY
A MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR BY G~D ALMIGHTY,
I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVOCAIN IN
THE K-Y JELLY!"

Joke Added: September 15, 2005, 4:24 pm    Joke Rating: 3.00 / 5

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