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Tongue Twister

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, what a coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. Because of the distraction instead of saying, "I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh?, I accidentally said "I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh". so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, Babe". But I accidentally said, "You've ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed whore."


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