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Haven't I seen your face before, on a police wanted poster?
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out!

I think the sun shines out of your arse.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Let's be honest with each other ... we've both come here for the same reason.
Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today ?

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog some proper toys to chew on ?


Joke Added: May 3rd, 2006, 9:38 am    Joke Rating: 3.50 / 5

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