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Starving Mexican

A Mexican family manages to cross over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can still find no work.

His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please give me a way to feed my family..."

Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the BLACK man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!

"Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you Lord!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.

"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires.

"No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran home,"

I kept hearing him yell, "THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!"


Joke Added: May 13th, 2006, 6:10 am    Joke Rating: 4.00 / 5

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