SMS Flirting

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Bai carumba... are those real?

Can I flirt with you?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

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