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Q. What is Irish diplomacy?
A. It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell - So that he will look forward to making the trip.

Paddy and Murphy were walking down a road one day, Paddy said, Murphy, can you see that beautiful wood over there Murphy, I can't see, theirs trees in the way!

A visitor to a small Irish village commented to a local Garda officer that it was a quiet little place. The Garda replied, "quiet to be sure, we haven't buried a living soul in years."

Two Irishmen had just won $5000,000 in a lottery. Having a pint in their local pub Tim says to Sean, "what about all them beggin letters?" Sean replies, "we'll have to just keep sending them".

Q. How do we know that Christ was Irish?
A. Because he was 33 still lived at home thought his mother was a virgin and she thought he was the son of God.

Q. What is black and blue and found floating up sidedown in the Irish sea?
A. Someone who's tells a stupid Irish joke!

Q. Why did God invent whiskey?
A. So the Irish would never rule the world.

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