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Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, witty, sexy, & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me?

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.



Joke Added: May 3rd, 2006, 9:36 am    Joke Rating: 2.50 / 5

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