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Steve, Tom, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly when he hits the ground. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Tom and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.
Tom says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

"Yep", replied Tom.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

Tom informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"

"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack?"

"Sure," Tom says.

"Why?" asks Jeff.

"Well," Tom continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'

So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"

Joke Added: September 15, 2005, 6:35 pm    Joke Rating: 2.87 / 5

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