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What name did the witch give to her cooking pot?
It was called-Ron!

A vampire joke
When do vampires bite you?
On wincedays!

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?" asked his friends "No, I'm an unmade bed!

What's the definition of a cannibal?
Someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they're dead centres!

What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy!

What is a witches favourite book?
Broom at the top!

Joke Added: May 16th, 2006, 6:41 pm    Joke Rating: 3.00 / 5

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