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Praise the lord

A man was hiking through a forest and was becoming very tired. He stumbled upon a farm that had plenty of horses and asked the farmer if he could borrow one. "Well son," the farmer said, "I can only lend you one because all the others are working, "But it will be the most special one I have".

If you want to make it go, say praise the Lord, and if you want it to stop say Amen. Now the man climbed on and shouted "praise the Lord", the horse ambled along and gradually picked up speed after a time and didn't stop. By this time the man could not remember what to say to make it stop. He saw a cliff Right in front of him and he started to pray of course at the end of he said amen. The horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff, the man breathed a sigh of relief and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD!"

Joke Added: September 15, 2005, 8:03 pm    Joke Rating: 3.00 / 5

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