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Poor Old Guy

One day a police officer saw a finely dressed brother in his 70's sitting on a park bench crying profusely. The officer approached the man and asked, ?Did you get mugged?? The old man look up at the officer, wiped his eyes and blew his nose then muttered "No". The officer immediately said: ?Did someone hit you?? The trembling old man said: ?No?. Noticing that the officer really wanted to help, the old man told the officer to sit down, the officer sat.

The old man began his story: ?About 4 months ago my wife of 40 years passed away, ?? The anxious officer interrupted: ?I?m so sorry, is that why you was crying?? The old man said: ?Thanks, but no.?

Then continued his story: ?A few weeks after the funeral I met a beautiful and well built 35 year old Nubian princess. We talked, dated, we enjoyed so much of one another ? ? The officer interrupts again: ?Did she take your money?? The old man held up one finger (to hush-up the officer) and said ?No, No, No, in fact she was perfect, after a month of dating we got married and she moved in with me.

Feeling re-energized the old man continued his story: ?Every morning she would fix me breakfast, then we would make love; every afternoon she would fix me lunch, then we would make love; and every evening she would fix me dinner, draw my bath, and we would make love ? ? By this time the officer was really confused and irritated, so he interrupted again: ?So if it was so good, why are you crying??

The old man started to cry louder and harder, then said: ?Because I forgot where I live!.?


Joke Added: September 15, 2005, 7:11 pm    Joke Rating: 2.60 / 5

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