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Plane Emergency

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and Texan were flying across country on a small cessna plane when the pilot comes over the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive."

The four open the door and look down to the earth far below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and shouts "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo!", he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

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