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Pig at the Bar

A young gentleman was sitting at a bar with his pet pig asks for a two drinks. The confused bartender said no animals were allowed up at the bar. The man proceeded to say "Ah, but this is a very special pig. Just last week there was a fire in the house and that pig came charging out of his pen into the house and woke us all up. Then a few days later my son fell into the swimming pool and as the pig was grazing out on the lawn, he came running and jumped into the pool and saved my son. "Well," said the bartended "I guess this pig is very special so I'll give him a drink. By the way I noticed that he is missing one leg, what happened?" "Well said the young man, when you got a pig this good you don't eat him all at once!"

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