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Peeking

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders
a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he
peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to
prepare another double martini.

After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt
pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all
night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt
pocket before you order another double martini."

The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When
she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home, so I can get it on!"

Joke Added: September 15, 2005, 4:30 pm    Joke Rating: 2.93 / 5

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