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Oh Lord Help Me

An overweight business colleague of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic coffeecake. We all scolded him he remained confident he would do it.

"This is a very special coffeecake," he explained. "I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window was a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, 'Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious coffeecakes, let me have a parking place directly in
front of the bakery', and sure enough," he continued, "the nineth time around the block and there it was!"

Joke Added: September 21, 2005, 1:17 pm    Joke Rating: 2.66 / 5

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