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A lawyer was driving his shiny new BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW!" Focusing on his car, not his driving, he then proceeded to swerve off into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone! Let me get an Ambulance!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

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