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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past three years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.

This was done in an effort to determine the following: when accidents occured and the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 69.3 percent of crashes were, "Oh, Shit".

Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Oi, hold my beer and watch this!"

Joke Added: October 15, 2005, 5:14 pm    Joke Rating: 2.00 / 5

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