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A man was being interviewed for a job.

"Reading your resume I see you were in the armed services, is this correct?" ask the interviewer.

"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant.

"Did you see any active duty?"

"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."

"May I ask what happened?"

"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."

"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."

"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."

"Everyone else starts at 7am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10 am. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

Joke Added: October 18, 2005, 11:18 am    Joke Rating: 2.33 / 5

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