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Mexican Questions and Answers

Q: Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans?
A: Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?.

Q: Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas?
A: So they have something to unwrap

Q: What kind of cans are there in Mexico?
A: Mexicans.

Q: What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?
A: "Steal a chicken"

Q: Why did God give Mexicans noses?
A: So they'll have something to pick in the winter.

Q: Why doesnt mexico have a olympic team?
A: Because every mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!

Joke Added: September 16, 2005, 12:33 pm    Joke Rating: 3.10 / 5

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