Mexican Abuse

Who are the richest Mexicans?
The ones who just crossed the border.

How do you find out the population of Mexico?
Drop a peso on the ground.

Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Education and Sex Education on the same day?
Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.

What's the difference between a white person and a mexican?
A shower.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.

Joke Added: October 6, 2005, 9:55 am Joke Rating: 2.00 / 5

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