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Marriage One Liners

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.


Joke Added: September 15, 2005, 6:42 pm    Joke Rating: 4.00 / 5

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