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Irish Digs

Why do Irish women have black tits?
They don't take their bras off before they burn them.

Did you hear about the Irish rapist?
Ties the victims' legs together so they can't escape.

Did you hear about the Irishman who locked his keys in the car?
Took him eight hours to get his family out.

Whats so special when an Irishman swallows a fly?
He then has more brains in his stomach than in his head.

What does an Irishman have inside his head?
A piece of paper with brain written on it.

Have you heard about the latest innovation in Irish submarines?
Screen windows to keep the fish out.

Why is the suicide rate low among the Irish?
It's pretty hard to kill yourself jumping out of a basement.

Did you hear about the Irishman who had an arsehole transplant?
The arsehole rejected him seven days later.

What do you call an Irishman with a University degree?
A liar.



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