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Idiots sexual guide

1. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway.

2. There is no need for dice in role playing.

3. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.

4. If the woman engages in oral sex first, it's not called a head start.

5. If she says she's into "bondage," don't try and show her your financial portfolio.

6. You can lie down during a one-night stand.

7. Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth.

8. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking.

9. When a woman talks about waiting for the "right time," she's not referring to a commercial break.

10. Sex is like "The Club" - accept no substitutes.

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