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How to tell a blondes stupidity

You know a blonde is really stupid when they..

* Ring you to get your phone number.

* Spend 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* Put lipstick on their forehead because they want to make up their mind.

* Try to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

* Send you a fax with a stamp on it.

* Try to drown a fish.

* Get locked in a grocery store and starve to death.

* Manage to trip over a cordless phone.

* Take a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

* Ask for a price check at the Dollar Store.

* Study for a blood test.

* When they hear that 90% of all crimes occur around the home and move.

* When they miss the 44 bus and tage the 22 bus twice instead.

* When they take you to the airport and see a sign that said "Airport Left", turns around and goes home.

Joke Added: September 15, 2005, 3:41 pm    Joke Rating: 3.50 / 5

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