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Homework Schedule

An explanation of the school homework policy most students do today. Students should not spend more than sixty minutes per night fulfilling this schedule. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.

20 minutes looking for assignment.

10 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

25 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.

10 minutes in the bathroom.

5 minutes getting a "quick" snack.

10 minutes checking the TV Guide.

9 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.

20 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for parents to do the assignment.

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