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Ground Rules

A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following ground rules:

"Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?"

His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."


Joke Added: September 16, 2005, 12:31 pm    Joke Rating: 3.52 / 5

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