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Graveyard Haunt

Patrick Flaherty came home drunk every evening toward ten. Now, his Missus was never too happy about it, either. So one night she hides in the cemetery and figures to scare the bejeezus out of him. As poor Pat wanders by, up from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming, "Patrick Sean Flaherty, i'll see you in hell soon if ya' don't give up you're drinkin'". Pat, undaunted, staggered back and demanded, "Who the hell are you?". Too that the Missus replied, "I'm the divil ya' damned old fool". To which Flaherty remarked, "Damned glad to meet you sir! I'm married to yer sister."

Joke Added: October 24, 2005, 11:52 am    Joke Rating: 3.75 / 5

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