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Going to heaven

Father O'Donnel walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man replied, "I do Father."

The Priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked a second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly Father!!" was the man's reply.

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then Father O'Donnel walked up to a man name Murphy and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

Murphy said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

Murphy said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

Joke Added: September 22, 2005, 6:34 pm    Joke Rating: 2.50 / 5

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