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Father: A teacher rang earlier to say you skipped school to play football. Is this correct?
Son: No it isnt, and I have the fish to prove it!

What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin fired at him?
That was an arrow escape!

Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!

What did the ghost of Queen Elizabeth say as it floated into a terrified woman's bedroom?
Don't worry, I'm just passing through!

Joke Added: May 9th, 2006, 8:02 am    Joke Rating: 3.00 / 5

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