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Doctor Doctor!

Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places
Well don't go back there again then!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later!

Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog
Your playing too much croquet!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along?

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off your bed!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!

Joke Added: May 3rd, 2006, 7:14 am    Joke Rating: 2.75 / 5

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