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Divorcing an Irishman

"Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the lawyer questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a particular reason for this?"

"Oh, no," replied Mrs. O'Connor. "We just got a new garage."

The lawyer tried again. "Well, does your husband beat you up?"

"No, no," said Mrs. O'Connor, looking puzzled. "Oi'm always first out of bed."

Still hopeful, the lawyer tried once again. "Well, does he go in for unnatural connubial practices?"

"Sure now, he plays the flute, but I don't think he knows anything about the connubial."

Now desperate, the lawyer pushed on. "What I'm trying to find out are what grounds you have, if any?."

"Bless ye, ser. We live in a flat - we dont even have a window box, let alone grounds."

"Mrs. O'Connor," the lawyer said in considerable exasperation, "you need a reason that the court can consider. Now what is the reason for you seeking this divorce?"

"Ah, well now," said the lady, "Sure it's because the man can't hold an intelligent conversation."



Joke Added: May 5th, 2006, 8:28 am    Joke Rating: 3.50 / 5

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