Did you here about the blonde that..

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 8 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms

Joke Added: September 15, 2005, 3:36 pm Joke Rating: 4.06 / 5

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