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Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
A. She's the one with dirty knees!

Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
A. Speed bumps.

Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.

Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A penis, just a thought can raise it.

Q. Where do fags park?
A. In the rear.

Q. Whats the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife?
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

Q. What is the noisiest thing in the world?
A. Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.

Q. What does a female snail say during sex?
A. Faster, faster, faster!

Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A. A pubic hair.

Q. Define "Egghead"
A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

Q. Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand?
A. Wool!

Q. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor?
A. "Will I really drown if you take your finger out?"

Q. What's are necrophiliac's biggest complaints about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.

Q. Why did the lumber truck stop?
A. To let the lumber jack off.

Q. Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable?
A. She wanted to mount the horse her way.

Q. How did the ferry get AIDS?
A. It was rear-ended by a tugboat.

Q. How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Q. What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.

Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something.

Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes!

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
A. In case you miss.

Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie



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