Carry a mongoose

The drunk was wandering down an alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, mate?"

"A mongoose."

"What for?"

"Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose; for protection."

"But," the friend said, "You idiot! Those are imaginary snakes."

"That's fine," said the drunk, showing his friend the inside of the box, "So is the mongoose!"

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