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Bank Robbers

Taken from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the Irish Times on 3rd of March 1999:

Once inside the bank, shortly after midnight, a gang of raiders' efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway and they shut down the alarm system. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat," The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.

The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.

Joke Added: October 24, 2005, 11:46 am    Joke Rating: 3.50 / 5

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