Another Blonde Collection

Did you hear about the blond who never learned to water ski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope.

What do you call a blond in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue.

Why did the blond only smell good on the right side?
She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why couldn't the blond bob for apples?
Her brother was using the toilet.

A blonde is going to London on a plane; how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her all seats going to London are in the middle row.

Joke Added: September 15, 2005, 9:29 am Joke Rating: 3.06 / 5

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