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Anniversary Gifts

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer and a biker were sitting in a bar discussing anniversaries over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes and she will know that I really love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a new sweater and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the sweater, then she could go f*ck herself."

Joke Added: October 13, 2005, 8:07 am    Joke Rating: 4.00 / 5

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